Saturday, November 20, 2010

Undeniable Adult Truths

I got this email from my best girlfriend the other day, and couldn't help but both laugh and nod at the same time... made me look like a freak... good thing I was sitting by myself!  So I just had to share, and I hope you agree it is definitely worth passing on!

Undeniable Adult Truths

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. (<---------SO TRUE!  I hate it when people take me too seriously all the time!!)

5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5; I'm pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.  (<----- This thought actually crossed my mind this week!!)

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the
rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't
want to have to restart my collection...again..

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if
I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I
did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. (<----AMEN!)

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with a drink, than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What"? before you just nod and
smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front; Stay strong, brothers and

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
know what time it is.

23.Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys
in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey;
but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,
in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.



Lazenby Family News said...

Hi Cat, We talked maybe over a year ago. Just wanted to stop by and let you know I'm not stalking, just catching up with you and your little fam. You are amazing! I had no idea all that you have accomplished. And.... motivate, you are something else. Love your blog and even though I don't really know you, I really feel like you're a "kindred spirit" Thank you so much.

Jill said...

LOVED this post! So so true. All of it. Thanks for sharing!