Nor is it funny that Sam has been laughing at my efforts to catch him. Or that it hurts to put my pants on...
What do you do when you pull your groin muscle?! Pop Ibuprofen and Tylenol? Heating pad? What? How did I pull it? You really want to know? Well, I'm not telling. No, seriously. Why? Because it just isn't funny and I know you will laugh. No, I wasn't trying to do the splits, duh, with my figure? Please. No, I didn't pull it when I slipped on those Spaghetti'o's either.
Okay, fine. I'll tell you. But you have to pinkie swear with your mouse cord that you won't laugh. That includes you too, Jill. Got that! NO LAUGHING.
Okay, remember when I told you my Wii Fit doesn't like me.... (click here if you missed that one) Well, let's just say that my old enemy"The Tree Pose" finally did me in.
So, as you can tell, I am just NOT a funny person today. I am a mope. For the rest of the day, I am going to sit around, eat oranges and nuts (all the snacks I am allowed on my diet), feel bad for myself, nurse my injuries, curse Ben for deserting me, and pray my kids will stay out of