Tip #1: It isn't fair to discipline your child with a glowing sword-like weapon. They just get resentful, threaten to call child-services, and throw a huge tantrum that ends with the loss of an limb. Not a good idea.
Tip #2: Teach your kids that before they run off and start kissing people, make sure they aren't their long lost twin...
Tip #3: Mama always has the Force! Period.
Tip #4: Don't teach your child (apprentice) everything you know. Bad move. Helps you keep your "parent-know-it-all" status.
Tip #5: Don't ever trust people who wear black masks. Especially, if they claim to be your father!
Tip #6: Jaba the Hut's idea of time-out? He might have lived longer had he put Han Solo in the corner instead of making him chill out in the freezer.
Tip #7: Talking robots are always fun to play with, but taking their advice seriously could create unforeseen issues.
Tip #8: It's a good thing to always tell your kids you love them... don't wait until you're dying. Uncool!
Tip #9: The Princess Leia double-bun look, never goes out of style!
(side note: it doesn't matter how many kids you have, your hubby will still like you in that Princess Leia outfit you have that only comes out at night *wink*wink*)
Tip #10: Teach your kids to respect elders, even little green ones. They are wise and knowledgeable and can kick your butt.
Doesn't this just scream, "Dangerous!"?
...and until next time, "May the Force be with you!"