So the other day, while Ben was out of town on Army business, I took the boys to Walmart to pick up a few things. Just as we get in the store, my stomach grumbles and... WHAM! Unplanned #2 emergency hits like lightening. I'm not even sure I am going to make it. I swerve the cart around a wheelchair person, cut through the customer service line, and narrowly dodge one of the "associates" loitering in front of the restrooms. I snatch both kids up, one under each arm, and dash into the ladies room.
Lucky for all of us, the handicap stall was available. Just trying fitting the three of us in a little one... the stuff nightmares are made of.
So we get in there, and sit down. I keep talking to the boys to keep them calm, knowing at any second Sam might have a melt down. But they were fine... too fine.
The first thing Sam did, was peek under the divider to the stall next to us. It was occupied. The lady was NOT happy to have a visitor and I thought she was going to kick him. I grabbed him by the seat of his pants, apologizing profusely. Then before I knew it, Sammy was unlatching the door!! I couldn't reach him, I was still planted on the potty.
"No, Sammy! Don't open the door!" I pleaded. He smirked.
"Sammy... PLEASE do NOT open that door!" He unlatched it and peeked out, completely ignoring me. I felt that this was as good a place as any to use "potty language."
"Sammy, CLOSE THAT DOOR NOW! Or when I am done I am going to show you what a swirly is!!!!" I heard laughter coming from the other stalls.
He got the hint. Closed the door. Latched it. Then I turned my attention to Nephi. Gasp!
While Sammy was messing with me, Nephi had quietly unrolled the whole roll of toilet paper onto the floor. I closed my eyes and counted to ten.
Oh my, oh my. What am I going to do without my Ben for 8 months (yeah, his orders came in for longer than we thought)!!
So what do you think about my new blog design? I was starting to see pink when I closed my eyes, thought I needed a change. I have also posted my new button on the right side if anyone wants to update or snag it for the first time. Hope everyone has an awesome Monday!