Today, I am hijacking my mom's computer. Yeah, they have no idea I know how to play games, get on my favorite websites, print out coloring pages, and download any files that perk my interest. But this morning, I have a different motive. I know that my mom and dad tell you all what a hard kid I am. I want to set the record straight. I'm only hard because they refuse to give me what I want, and I am sneaky because it is easier to be forgiven then ask for permission. When are they going to figure that out!?
Take this week for example. My teacher at preschool keep pinning notes to my backpack. I don't know what it's all about, because I can't reach them to pull them off. It's not my fault my arms are too short. Then when mom gets the notes, she puts a stack of diapers in my beloved Thomas the Tank Engine backpack, which all the boys in my class covet. Silly mom. Diapers do not belong in my backpack! School papers do. So when she isn't looking I take them out and put them back in the box. The next day, same thing. Pinned note, mom reads, puts more diapers in my backpack all the while mentioning to my dad that I must of had the "runs" at school. Actually mom, I walk at school.
It really bothers me that she puts diapers in my precious school bag. So once again, when she isn't around, I take them out and put them away. This goes on for a couple more days. Then something happened. I heard Mom telling Dad that my teacher called and asked why they weren't sending diapers to school. I guess between the two of them they figured out what I had been doing. Busted. At least now she stopped putting them in my backpack. Now she gives them to the bus driver.
There is one thing I don't understand. I heard my mom tell dad that my teacher said I was very sneaky at school and that she could write a book about me. What's that suppose to mean? That I am good at what I do? Well, I am! Kids could really learn a lot from me! Like today when I wanted to go to school with dad. I very carefully emptied all the contents out of dad's backpack, climbed in and zipped myself in. He would never have known either, if it wasn't for the tattletale yelling, "No Sammy! Sammy naughty!" Instead my parents just laughed. Thought I was being funny.
Well. We'll just see who laughing next time!
This is Sam, signing out!
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