Good thing I have a husband who hasn't run out of deodorant -- but I have to be careful -- it isn't PH balanced for a woman. I hope I don't get some awful rash or something worse. Now the whole PH thing has always confused me. Is a woman's higher or lower than a man's? Should I use more of my husband's deodorant, or less... Better safe than sorry! I pack it on!
Oh, great! I smell like my husband... when he wears it, it's a turn on... when I wear it, well, it just seems wrong!
What kind is it? Oh, brother! It's Axe! Does this mean I am going to be attacked by random women when I go to the store today? I'd better bring my key chain mace just in case!
(I was going to show the commercial here, where the guy sprays on some AXE in the store and gets attacked by women, but I couldn't find it.)