Me Being Responsible:
I've been thinking about it all evening. The truth is, I day dream about having money all the time! But there is nothing laughable about what I would do with it. We have student loans up the kazoo I would love to pay off. It would be the ultimate coolness if we had a way to pay for all of Ben's schooling in the future. Mostly, I think I would put it in savings for when Ben graduated and got a job we would be able to buy a house. I would also LOVE to travel the world! But I think I would start with Disneyland -- I so want to take my kids there -- and I would end off with some fun cruises (not to Mexico, though, flee from the flu!). Anyway, all that would be great!!
This is a picture of me being responsible and happy!
Me Being a Turd:
Now, if I didn't care about schooling and houses and providing a future for my kids. If I was selfish and only cared about having fun and looking good I would... hmmm... I have to think. Oh, I know! Lipo! Oh, yeah, sianara double chin! I always thought it would be fun to try some of that fake hair, what is it called? Oh, yeah, hair extensions! And maybe one of those body wraps where they wrap you up in plastic like a mummy.
I would still travel I think, but I would stay in fine hotels and throw frugality out the window. Flying first class has always sounded nice. I would defiantly find a better apartment (although, I really wouldn't if I wasn't being a turd -- I am rather attached to my friends here). So, I can't help but wonder what "Me Being a Turd" would look like after all my millions spent to look good. Good thing I have my trusty Microsoft Paint to help me make a few realist changes to my appearance:
Good gracious! Maybe I should have taken a little more off the hips... Anyway, as tempting as it is to be selfish with a million dollars, I think I will stick to my responsible plans if I ever make it big time.
What do you think?